Everyone knows their computer wants to kill them through regular sleep deprivation and eventual cardiac arrest induced via chronic technological frustration, but many of believed until recently that their Apple® IPhone®’s were different. I mean, they’re just so cute; how could they do a thing like that? Well folks, as anyone who has ever been murdered by their new kitten can tell you: sometimes cute can be potentially deadly.
In a recent flight over Australia®, an IPhone® began to heat up, eventually turning bright red and emitting dense smoke. Even though nobody was injured, this kind of thing is why the NCR staff believes you should always be afraid of everything around you at all times. I need to hide now… I think a hear a kitten coming.
